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Turtle-bite 

When a man is peeing and he pinches his balls in his belt buckle but cannot remove them straight away because if he does he will end up missin the bowl and pissin everywhere. He just has to endure the pain until his piss is over.
I just got a heavy turtle-bite over behind those bushes. Ow, fuck!

Snapping turtle bite mark

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and your dick hits a sharp, dry turd (the "snapping turtle"), and it is sharp enough to leave a cut on your dick. The resulting cut mark is known as a "snapping turtle bite mark".
Guy1: the other day I was fucking Molly and when I pulled out I saw some snapping turtle bite marks on the head of my cock!
Guy2: oh fuck!
Guy1: yeah Molly needs to drink more water

Turtlebitch 

A person who has Turtle Beach headphones and doesn't mute their mic for background noise.
"That person is annoying the crap out of me with all that background noise. He is being such a Turtlebitch"
Turtlebitch by MuteRu October 9, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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