Turd Farm

A trailer park or mobile home community.

Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"

Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."

Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."

Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"

Turd Farm by DiamondDPatrick December 11, 2008

turd farmer 

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.

"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"

turd farmer by buttcote July 7, 2007

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

Turd farming by Fogwater January 6, 2024

turdfarm 

Sewerage works or water treatment works.

Unfortunately the only way to get to the pub is to walk past the turdfarm.

turdfarm by Brit Gorf June 20, 2006