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Trumpwife

(Plural: Trumpwives)

A woman who is sexually attracted to Donald J. Trump and pledges her virginity to him. A Trumpwife is morally prohibited from dating, engaging in sexual intercourse with, or marrying any man who is not Donald Trump.
Alexandra: "Want me to hook you up with Doug?"
Samantha: "I can't, I'm a Trumpwife. To date Doug would be to cheat on Donald Trump and I cannot do that."
by DonaldTrumpFetish March 28, 2017
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Trumpire

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."
by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017
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trumplify

trumplified; trumplifying

1. (intransitive verb) To amplify misinformation through wide-reaching social platforms such as the news and social media.
2. (transitive verb) To over-simplify a complex issue with malicious or deceitful intent with self-serving goals, often with widespread disastrous consequences.

trumplification (noun)
1. The dissembling 45th U.S. president would repeatedly trumplify in order to stoke animosity amongst otherwise civil acquaintances, friends, and family.
2. After winning the United States presidency in 2016, "Covid" Donald would go on to make America great again by trumplifying public health approaches to the 2020 pandemic---leading his country to win the International Highest COVID-19 Death Count Award in 2020.
by millstone December 8, 2020
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trumpiest

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.
Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017
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trumpire

This is a play on the word, "umpire." And like in a ball game, they call all the shots.

In this case, it refers to someone who has been suckered in by the slick talks and promises President Trump has made and backs and supports his ideas to the point they basically won't shut up about all the good he is presumably going to do - and they preach this to those who did NOT vote for him - clearly ostracizing those around them.
"Did you see the last weekly presidential address ? Trump said he's going to repeal Obamacare and provide his own health care coverage for us ! Isn't that awesome ?"

"Stop being a trumpire. The man is evil and he's going to run this country into the ground."
by dw8177 March 8, 2017
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trumpire

trumpire (n): from a 21st century government in the United States of America.

1. when government is virtually indistinguishable from private enterprise. The political leader/office holder is able to create synergy or cross-promotion see public relations for his private corporation(s) because he holds public office.
A good example of a trumpire was seen recently when the President's children announced the development of many new hotels.
by Witless in Seattle February 3, 2017
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Trumpline

The trait of not having a jawline. Your fat face droops down and makes it look like you're just a large blob of spray tan and toupes.
Angie: OMG that girl Sidney totally has a trumpline !

Sierra: TRUE
by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016
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