Mark: "Hey have you seen the new lord of the rings?"
Bob: "I haven't gotten past the first movie."
Mark: "Okay, are you planning on watching the rest?"
Bob: "Yes, so please no spoilers"
Mark: "Frodo dies in the second movie!!"
Bob: "I hate you Mark..."
Mark: "Don't overreact, I'm just trollspoiling you"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz