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A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.
Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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