Tree Frogs

Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.

Tree Frogs.

by Jaynedine August 1, 2018

Sticky Tree Frogs

A soccer club based out of Kent, OH made up of an incredible group of wet and sticky lads. Formed in 2021 by defender Mathias Broyles, the frogs feature many stars from all over the world.

The Sticky Tree Frogs took another massive W last night by 25 goals.

by AnAmericanSoccerBoi November 22, 2021

mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

by P-Nut August 28, 2014

Tree Frog

Noun. A stunning, gorgeous individual on the exterior, who radiates an aura of confidence and extreme inner beauty as well. The individual is able to grasp anything thrown at them in life; thus being able to maintain a strong hold on what’s most important to them. They keep their cards close to them (suctioned cupped) and are very selective of those who they let hang around close to their branch. If you ever come across. A “Tree Frog” individual; make the most of every second. Being in their presence is enchanting and you will be craving for more time in their company. It’s important to note; they have an amazing soul, an incredible smile and their hugs are pretty sweet too.

You’re a Tree Frog.

by Prince Cepheus November 12, 2022

Siamese Tree Frog

When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.

Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.

by TacomaBeags October 2, 2017

Green Tree Frog

The act of throwing up onto your sexual partner (usually female), causing them to hop off of your tree like penis as if they were a frog

Did you hear, that girl got Green Tree Frogged the other night, the spew still isn't out of her hair

by GTF Lover August 24, 2017

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by Omega File 2100 January 20, 2023