Hey trashole, you dropped your beer bottle in my yard. Look at that trashole in the car ahead of us, he just threw a McDonald's bag out of his window. There are a lot of trasholes in our neighborhood, it's like no one's ever heard of a garbage can.
A skilled bag of trash, which roams town to town dick to dick. The bag is notorious for it's gang bangs and overdosing on cum and cocaine. Trashley skills has been known for its pathological lies which it tends to actually convince its retarded self that these lies are true. T-skills has made quite the name for it self by beaking off any girl or guy and making unprobable threats towards them and then backing out when the chips are down. Researchers believe T.S could be anywhere from age 13 to 21, yet nobody knows because everytime she meets new people her age is different. The movie the decent was filmed in the bags gaping rectum.
"Trashley skills comming to a town near you"
"look out it's trashley skills"
"How old are you trashley skills"
"ewww Trashley skills"
A girl named Ashley who is also white trash. Behaviors include heavy cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption. Also has the tendency to have sex with as many guys possible. Has zero financial management skills, tending to pay all bills by money order. Considers places such as Rent-a-Center as a viable option to obtain furniture and appliances. Usually possesses no drivers license and has previous stints in jail. Vocabulary is laced with profanity in all most all utterred sentences. Possesses no post secondary education or has dropped out from first semester of college. Usually addicted to watching daytime soap operas and bad reality TV shows.
I saw Trashley last night at the County Fair. I think she was working there.
A succubus, but not hot, with a sub-retarded IQ that steals all of your money and your will to live, and then fucks other guys while dating you. Her only source of self worth is when she's getting fucked silly, which is often.
Dan: Dude, did you see Ashley at the bar? I think she's trying to get those three guys to triple team her and then hot karl her.
Jake: Yeah, it's too bad she's got mosquito bite tits and a saggy ass, otherwise they might.
Dan: Yeah, what a fucking Trashley.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!