Take 4 strong laxatives and immediately Place a wild field mouse deep (and I mean Deep) inside your loves anus and proceed to spray a entire can of canned cheesed (preferably KrafT) into the butthole, The field mouse will then begin to slowly eat its way out causing a tingling sensation this will enhance the laxative and cause an explosion of cheese/shit/and hopefully a mouse into your face. You then proceed to put the mouse back in for seconds (if it came out) and continue the process until the laxatives lose effect.