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Transmortal

Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.

- a transcendent mortal
You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.
Transmortal by Benncm December 21, 2010
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Transfortation 

A term used when accessing A person's soul growth in correspondence with their big ass.
"That life lesson required some big ass transfortation to jump into the next soul evolution steppage.
Transfortation by TamiFeralFowler December 10, 2020

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

transportay 

riding to someones house on a horse to get chocolates
I'm going to transportay. I gotta get some fooooooddddd
transportay by tøwel October 23, 2017

chariot transportation 

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.
"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation

Immaculate Transportation 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.
I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!

Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.
Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.