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Tornillo High School

Tornillo High School, commonly known as “Escuela llena de mekos”, is a small school near the U.S.-Mexico Border. Has a generally horrible football team and a high rate of pregnancies by age 12.
“Pinche Tornillo High School cai mal”
“La neta que si cuh”

tortillologist

tortillologist An expert on tortillas. The one who pursues the profession of kowing all there is to know of the manufacture, production, preparing, eating, marketing tortillas.
Tortillogist is the person who knows everything there is about tortillas; the thickness, moister, size, cocking details, marketing and consumption of tortillas. A tortillogist is an expert in the manufacture of tortillas. The original Tortillologist was John Manuel Solis who coined the term
tortillologist by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2009

Tornillo High School

A school full of low IQ students that think they’re the shit knowing that Fabens is way better than them.
Tornillo High School: 2+2

Also Tornillo High School: =5

tortillologist

tortillologist An expert on tortillas. The one who pursues the profession of kowing all there is to know of the manufacture, production, preparing, eating, marketing tortillas.
Tortillogist is the person who knows everything there is about tortillas; the thickness, moister, size, cocking details, marketing and consumption of tortillas. A tortillogist is an expert in the manufacture of tortillas. The original Tortillologist was John Manuel Solis who coined the term
tortillologist by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2009

tortillawinner 

The member of a hispanic family whose wages supply its livelihood. Coined by Adam Carolla on "The Adam Carolla Show" on September 1, 2015.
Jose: Mujer! Donde esta mi cerveza?
Consuela: Que?
Jose: My beer, woman! Didn't you go to the supermercado?
Consuela: Si, si.
Jose: So you bought my Corona?
Consuela: No...no.
Jose: Dammit woman, I bust my chepa down at the plant everyday to put food on this table. And all I ask is for something to wash it down with, maybe get a little borracho while watching ESPN Deportes. Is that too much to ask?
Consuela: No...no. Tu eres el "breadwinner."
Jose: Dammit woma- Oh, you agree with me. Though we're not really much of a "bread" family but point taken. (looks in fridge) Well, at least you got tortillas. I guess that makes me a (chuckles) tortillawinner.
Consuela: No...No. That's incredibly racist.
tortillawinner by griffin_t_a October 20, 2015

Tornillo junior high 

Las morras de esta escuela son bien pinche hipocritas y tambien todas las morras quedan embarazadas
Tornillo junior high the worst school next to the Mexican border
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