Topmug

When someone is so naive, gullible and easily manipulated that calling them a mug is just too much of an understatement. In a group of friends there is often a person who gets mugged off more than everyone else or manages to get the group into bad situations when it doesn't seem possible. They would be known as the topmug of the clique in question.

Stuart: Kerry told me his fantasy league password because he wanted me to make changes to his team while he was on holiday. I took that opportunity to fill his team with the worst players in the league.

Alex: He gave you his password!? What a topmug.......

Topmug by Kittenhead June 18, 2011

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Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.

1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.

Top mug of the Future by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010

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TopMGSnz

A fat jobless indian troll on Twitter who is a fan of Priezmann. He hates Real Madrid and trolls on every Madrid related tweet. He supports whatever team Griezmann is on. This guy spends his whole day on Twitter. He lives in the slums of Mumbai.

Who is the biggest loser on the internet? @TopMGSnz

TopMGSnz by I Swallow Your Come July 24, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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