Topmug

When someone is so naive, gullible and easily manipulated that calling them a mug is just too much of an understatement. In a group of friends there is often a person who gets mugged off more than everyone else or manages to get the group into bad situations when it doesn't seem possible. They would be known as the topmug of the clique in question.

Stuart: Kerry told me his fantasy league password because he wanted me to make changes to his team while he was on holiday. I took that opportunity to fill his team with the worst players in the league.

Alex: He gave you his password!? What a topmug.......

Topmug by Kittenhead June 18, 2011

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Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.

1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.

Top mug of the Future by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010

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TopMGSnz

A fat jobless indian troll on Twitter who is a fan of Priezmann. He hates Real Madrid and trolls on every Madrid related tweet. He supports whatever team Griezmann is on. This guy spends his whole day on Twitter. He lives in the slums of Mumbai.

Who is the biggest loser on the internet? @TopMGSnz

TopMGSnz by I Swallow Your Come July 24, 2024

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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