Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

Top J by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

The Top J 

The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎

"Yo man...Did you hear?? The Top J just released a new RGMNT chain!! A MUST COP! FUAAAA"

The Top J by Anonymous 444 January 17, 2023

Top Jonge

A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.

"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"

Top Jonge by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014

Top Jimmy 

Simply The Best Van Halen song to come off the Album 1984. Top Jimmy is a song with some of Eddie Van Halens best Guitar work. About a Band in California during the 70's with the same name.

Dude Top Jimmy is the best VH song to have ever been written,

Top Jimmy by 84tbirdturbo42 March 24, 2008

Top Jew 

Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew

"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."

Top Jew by Smithers john January 31, 2009

top jungkook 

top kook, bottom tae :)

friend: who is top and who is bottom?
me: obviously top jungkook and bottom taehyung.

top jungkook by @horny_army May 4, 2018

top jockey 

Woman who likes to go on top and ride cock hard

Your mum's a right top jockey

top jockey by Shagass September 8, 2017