Tomris 

Tomris is a cool, down-to-earth kind of girl. She doesn't care about things like clothes or whether she looks pretty. She's so nice, and always compliments you on everything. A real treat to have as a friend.

Friend: Tomris, can you help me with this math homework?
Tomris: Sure, Friend. I love your jacket, by the way. It really brings out the color in your eyes.
Friend: Thank you!
Tomris: So this goes here, and this goes here....
--one hour later--
Tomris: Finished!
Friend: Thanks so much for doing my homework!
Tomris: No problem!

Tomris by notnicegirl November 8, 2009

tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists 

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

gawk of tourists by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

tomiris 

Dude Tomiris is this amazing person! Everything bout her is legit perfect! U be lucky if you have a friend like her. Oooo she can be a pain in the butt sometime but she always on yo side! She's the most beautiful person inside and out! She ain't some white basic material, she real!

Tomiris is the most amazing person in the world! Tomiris is brilliant, I love her!❤️

tomiris by urbanguru67 June 29, 2017

Tomislav 

Tomislav is lovable and the best person on earth. Tomislav has the best personality ever and is really hot, Tomislav is loyal and will always have your back.

You’re so lucky to have Tomislav in your life

Wow have you seen Tomislav? He’s reallt hot

Tomislav by Roger56 June 12, 2018

tomriddlesexual 

Being totally and utterly in love with Tom Riddle

Basilisk: hey I think I’m in love Tom Riddle!!
Ginny: that means your TomRiddlesexual!

tomriddlesexual by Isabella.Riddle December 25, 2020

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008