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Toilet Time 

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.
"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."
Toilet Time by Pvt Duct Tape November 18, 2009
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Toilet time 

It is used in the skibidi toilet language as a phrase that means "party."
Dude it's gonna be a toilet time!
Toilet time by rsin102 September 5, 2025

Toilet time 

A toilet time is slang for a party that Skibidi Toilet people go to.
Dude I'm hosting a toilet time at my house, you coming?
Toilet time by rsin102 September 9, 2025

5th period toilet time

When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.
Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.

time toilet 

Something that distracts you from your work for long periods of time. "I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time-toilet"
"I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time toilet"
time toilet by DR WC Minor July 7, 2014

toliet timer 

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.
"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"
toliet timer by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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