when a girl pees on a toilet and spreads her legs. Simultaneously, a man pees between her legs. The goal is to cross the streams.
Sarah and I did a toilet tango. It was suprisingly easy.
by joseblanc0 January 29, 2015
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The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.
I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.
by joemanshowman April 26, 2016
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