Tofu Bacon
Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that
Tofu Bacon by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT October 18, 2008
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Tofu Bacon
Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.
Tofu Bacon by Linkdicks October 18, 2008
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Tofu Bacon • tofu • tofu ass • Tofu Ass Nigga • tofu bag • Tofu Bass • Tofu-chan • Tofu cough • Tofu Cracker • Tofu Curtain
Tofu Bacon
An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.
Tofu Bacon by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008
Tofu Bacon
an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium
person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!
Tofu Bacon by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008
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