A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.
Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!
by Tots and Jelly December 27, 2009
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