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n. (tûrp).

Definition 1: An audible release of air derived from pockets of air caught between two individuals during intercourse. The sound is most commonly derived from the stomach or chest area and during a very heated and sweaty session. The sound is similar to a flatulence.

Definition 2: This sounds may also be derived from the sucking noise of two bodies separating during intercourse.
ex. 1. John was laying on Jane during a respite in their hot passionate love making. As he pushed himself to get a soda a loud tirp erupted between them and they both laughed excitedly.

ex. 2. Betty was getting sixty-nined by Bob. As Betty wriggled in ecstasy they began tirp veraciously.

ex. 3. Wanna tirp? (Invite to intercourse)

ex. 4. Diane tirped Dale.

ex. 5. They starting tirpiing. (Euphemism)
Tirp by UNLV MBA Class of 2012-20013. November 10, 2010
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Nerd: do you know what happend to tirpitz

Normie: your mom
Tirpitz by 1230987456 November 9, 2019

TirPumpy chiefs 

TirPumpy is a chiefs buccaneers and pats fan his favorite song is MY NAME IS PUMPY IM VERY LUMPY AND I USED TO BE A PATS FAN!!! BUT NOW IM A BUCS AND CHEIFS FAN!! PUMPY IS VERY LUMPY AND BUMPY AND VERY VERY FLUFFY MY NAME IS PUMPY I HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND WENIS AND BUBBY IS A GENIUS !! MY NAME IS PUMPY!! And he’s soon to be mod and racing champion
TirPumpy chiefs
TirPumpy chiefs by Your never know February 1, 2022
the flyest mu fucka you done eva seen
when you see a tirpak
MOVE BITCH!
warning: pukes in shower caddy
oh snap tirpak comin through
tirpak by footballbeast October 18, 2008

tirpakism 

Any Term, phrase, or verbage that is used to disrupt the balance of the human equillibrium on a daily basis.
"Hey, buddy, did you see the guy chasing the 3 legged rabbit while trying to set butterfly's on fire with road flares (a true tirpakism)."
tirpakism by Silversurfer5242 December 11, 2006

tirpaking 

The act of sticking ones penis in the hole of his favorite video game.
I was going over my friends house to play some cod but when I got there I saw him tirpaking in his room. Needless to say I was disgusted and thus returned home.
tirpaking by Giggitybob82 January 28, 2014
The joy of winning an argument using sarcasm
Winning that argument with her ex boyfriend using sarcasm gave her a Tirpasm.
Tirpasm by respectistheanswer May 19, 2018
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