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tinder tot

Child of a person one met on Tinder. Typically a toddler with at least one attractive parent.
I found my Tinderella! Thing is, she has a tinder tot.
tinder tot by AGmama October 13, 2015

Tinder Tot

A hot girl or guy one meets on Tinder.
1. Hey dude, guys night out tonight!
2. Woo Hoo! Can I bring a hot babe?
1. No. That's why its called guys night out. Leave the tinder tots at home.
2. Who said I was talking about a girl? Wink wink.
1. So. Gay. Bro. You are officially uninvited.
Tinder Tot by Dexh December 24, 2016

Tinkertot Town 

When you're hanging out with your friends and a bunch of little kids come around and ruin the fun. Usually to annoy you and piss you off.
Man...it's like Tinkertot Town around here. When did all these kids get here?
Tinkertot Town by mcniggleston December 30, 2010

tinkertoy 

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.
I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.
tinkertoy by exitflagger May 6, 2008

tinkertoot

A fart issued from the rear of Tinkerbell, a fantastical character from the Disney movie Peter Pan.
I think she tinkertooted, daam styyle.
tinkertoot by Sup styy August 5, 2010

Tallahassee Tinkertoy 

When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.
"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."