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Timothy Smith 

A bit of a weirdo at times, but is a great kisser. You can never stay mad at him for long, and if do, then he will make all attempts to regain you as a friend. You normally have about 3 tries for him to be your friend. And if he can't succeed, then you become his enemy. And he will make you regret you ever turned him down. He normally plays cycological warfare, and rarely uses physical weapons, but does normall have a weapon that no one wants to mess with. Usually teeth, or punches. Hates being ignored and will do a lot to gain friendship. Will always be a bit crazy, sometimes being a bit unreasonable, but no matter what anyone else thinks, he will carry on. He is determined and never lies, will never give up and is cute also. If your lucky enough to get a Timothy Smith in your life, keep him. Hold him tight because if you like him, chances are he likes you back. Bit of a player also, but is loyal to his friends. May also sometimes be contravertial, in being completely out of touch with society, and will need a lot of sexual terms explaining to him. Consider that it may also be a front. Will love almost anyone, but a bit shy also. He will never ask out a girl, but chances are, he is waiting for her to ask him. May also flirt to speed up prosess, but very subtelly. Very clever, very handsome, very cute and very weird as noone but himself understands him.
Person 1- dude, look at that weirdo over there!
Person 2- yeah. But he's really clever and quite cute.
Person 1- yeah. I know. I want to be a Timothy Smith too
Timothy Smith by TheNiceDiscriber October 14, 2013
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026