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timesponge 

Someone who spends a lot of their time on calls that are achieving nothing.
Phil spends 2 hours every day on Teams calls. He's a total fucking Timesponge. Talking about nothing,
timesponge by Hugher Janus November 28, 2024
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Time Sponge 

A place on the internet where you go just to check something out, then spend hours playing - like typing names into Urban Dictionary
I spent an hour elf bowling - it is a definite time sponge.
Time Sponge by Huntch March 9, 2010

Timestones 

A narration device used in the popular board game dungeons & dragons. This device is used specifically by the DM. This device is used specifically to mess with certain players
Hey toby do you remember the "timestones"
Timestones by Docile duck April 27, 2021

Timespinner 

A great metroidvania with stellar gameplay heavily reminisant of the GBA/DS Castlevania games. Heavily involves time travel, but the story and characters are legit garbage and suffer from "Tumblr Syndrome" where their only characterization is what sexuality or gender identity they have. Heck, the 100% reward for finishing all quests is literally just a cutscene where everyone dryly gives out their names and sexual and gender identities, despite us already knowing these characters for 40+ hours. You have the polyamrous trio, the trans girl, the gay couple, and a few others. And then a fade to black sex scene with the MC (who is female) and a trans girl. Okay then.
"Timespinner is a great game, but it's story is genuinely awful. And no, I'm not talking about the LGBT rep, the story is just terrible and full of bad writing and plot holes."
Timespinner by KrimsonKatt April 26, 2023

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026