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Tidlebomb

When one is performing anal sex on ones partner then removes ones genitals from the anus and inserts a foreign object (i.e. cucumber, banana, beer bottle). The objective is to not allow the partner to know your genitals have been removed then continue thrusting until the object is wedged accordingly then stand up and leave the room. This leaves the partner to question what is stuck in their anus.
"We don't superman no more we just tidlebomb that hoe"
"I strait up tidlebombed that girl last night"
by janc April 21, 2008
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Dutch Timebomb

The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.
"Yeah that conversation was fucking boring, so I left them a Dutch Timebomb and bailed."
by Ali bongo January 18, 2010
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Timebomb

Term describing a rolled blunt/joint stuck through weed into the hole of a packed bowl so as you eventually get to the bottom of your blunt/joint you ignite the bowl. The word is used more fittingly when the bowl is packed with keif or bud of higher quality than in the blunt/joint.
Me: "Man, how are we going to accentuate this smoking session, it's new years for goodness sake!''

Friend: "Timebomb bro"

Me: "What?"

Friend: "Stick this fatty through that trainwreck bowl, smoke it down, bomb goes off."

Me: "Oh cool"

*fumbles around trying*

Friend: "THREAD THE NEEDLE NIGGA THREAD THE GODDAMNED NEEDLE!"
by jezebeljamez January 2, 2012
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Tokyo Timebomb

Clenching a fart for an extended amount of time before strategically bombing an entire room. Thee toxic gases produced in the aftermath may cause bystanders to gag and/or vomit.
"I set of a wicked Tokyo Timebomb in Social Studies yesterday."

"I tried to Tokyo Timebomb some bitch yesterday, but i ended up shitting my pants"
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slavic timebomb

The term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.
Dude, I want to marry that Russian chick, shes so hot.

No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.
by Nola Seminole March 23, 2010
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Tuscaloosa Timebomb

Involves eating 6 Taco Bell beef and bean burritos and going commando and see how long you can last with out shitting
It wasn’t very much of a Tuscaloosa Timebomb because I shat after 10 minutes.
by Chefondvd September 4, 2019
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italian timebomb

a beautiful italian girl that u see when she's young and then a couple years later when u see again she is big,unattractive,nasty!
bruno ran into mary last week and said she got fat ! Yeh, she must of been an( italian timebomb).
by mattylex July 12, 2005
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