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urban ticktionary 

Refers to the tick-tock sound made by a clock as time passes.

The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.

A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.
Urban ticktionary:
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake
urban ticktionary by sarahh=) October 18, 2009

titelation 

titelation = "tit elation", ie, the joy a man feels when he sees a beautiful set of bOObies.
TITELATION:
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!
titelation by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006

ticklebation 

The act of tickling or being tickled while simultaneously being sexually stimulated.
Brad let out a deranged mixture of pure joy and hysteria - “HahahaAHAHA-oooOOOH”, expressing his satisfaction at Karen’s skilled ticklebation. Brad’s hairy and musky armpit continued to be ravaged by Karen’s long red fingernails, whilst the thick sweaty armpit hairs shimmered in the delicate moonlight while Karen congruently took care of business down below.

talklationship

When y'all just talking and it ain't going no where
Mya and Myles were in a talklationship for the longest .
talklationship by Crazy_Kutz November 29, 2015

titalations 

A gentle men's club, reknown for gogo dancers and naked chicks.
I went to pop my cherry at titalations
titalations by Solomon C. August 16, 2006

tipflation

The phenomenon of tipping becoming increasingly widespread and expensive (in terms of acceptable percentage).
The workes on my burrito place make $15 an hour but still ask for tips. I feel pressured to give them 25%. Tipflation is out of control.
tipflation by dro85 April 2, 2023
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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