stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death
Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it
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An unobtainable goal set by management in hopes of getting its employees to jump through hoops
Let's make up a tier three bonus just to fuck with them
by Capt Buzzkill August 9, 2017
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