This Can't Be Life

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1. When something is so completely unbelievable/ridiculous that it doesn't seem real.

2. When some fuckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.

Josh: Dude, did you see Justin Biebers porno with Megan Fox?

Matt: WTF, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE!!

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So, today I almost got bit by a dog, raped by Rebecca black, I lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. This can't be life.

This Can't Be Life by ThatGuyHarry June 18, 2011

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This Can't Be Life

A lovely drink originating in Grease 2012 on the small island of Ios. Created by a trio calling themselves OOF, This Can't Be Life consists of one shot of absinth, one shot vodka and a can of Redbull. This drink is well known for getting its victims shitfacingingly drunk very fast.

This lovely cocktails name is derived from its tendency to leave its victims thinking "this can't be life man"

dude 1: Hey what would you like to drink?
dude 2: Make me a this can't be life!
dude 1: Idk man your only a heavy weight drinker and this creature here is only recommended for the very greatest of drinkers

This Can't Be Life by Frankai January 15, 2013

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026