Thighcretion(s) is the sweat residue transcended from one overweight person to another person (usually a smaller sized innocent victim) via the thigh area. It occurs in public place such as a bus, train or plane and usually in a seated position where too many people are crammed into a small crowded space. Due to the overweight person having monstrous fat thighs, heat begins emanating from their thighs causing thigh sweat to adhere to another person’s legs.
OMG - on my way home on the subway tonight, I was crammed in a seat next to a 300 lb woman who nearly sat on top of me and her thighcretions were sweating onto me!
by howluckyami June 14, 2011
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