: the super rare and almost extinct Thiccahontas is an erotic eyeful at first glance. (Known to be of Spanish decent, with dark brown hair, gorgeous big brown eyes, and an ass so fat- make ya wanna smack dat).
Damn son, did you see that thiccajontas just come in the gym?

Yeah she was banging that Spanish, love-making music.

Yo, not only was she hella sassy and thicc, but that Spanish accent got me sprung.
Yeah, dude- she’s a total thiccajontas!
by jswole40 April 4, 2022
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