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Band of Theseus 

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.
In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!
Band of Theseus by Ganondox April 13, 2019
He did it or something.
Theseus did it or something.
Theseus by Vithon March 31, 2011
The ultimate declaration of unrivaled excellence. Synonyms include 'cool,' 'rad,' 'awesome,' 'abgefahren,' 'primordial,' 'bangarang,' 'wicked sweet', 'most excellent,' 'most triumphant, etc.' Derived from a Shakespearean character in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Do you listen to Queen?

Yeh, I think they are Theseus!
Theseus by Jackie Deram May 27, 2005
The coolest individual in the world
A Theseus is always one to be trusted.

Plus, insanely hot and cool.
Keith: My best friend is a Theseus
Greg: Oh really, he sounds insanely amazing

Keith: God yeah, I absolutely love Theseus
Theseus by SpaceBoi June 2, 2023
A beautiful man with high sex drive he makes the pussy flow like water love is his passion and will pursue it relentlessly.
He's so hot he must be a Theseus
Theseus by Bruhhssuggsyhdss November 21, 2021

Ship Of Theseus 

1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.

2) Asterius
what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.
Ship Of Theseus by Salvorrrrrr October 7, 2020