Brown Cobra

A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.

A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.

The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!

by BrownCobra April 16, 2009

brown cobra

Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.

"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"

by Noobles February 1, 2009

choke the brown cobra

to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop

hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think

by joff January 17, 2007

THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024