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The Zoom

Arch Enemy of Nikolai Fraiture, the zoom has been holding a grudge against Fraiture for as long as anyone can remember after he was brutally defeated by him. A song was even created in honor of the zoom after Nikolai broke him in January of 2010.
Nikolai broke the zoom...
Ooooh yeaaheaheaaah!
by Enter Romero January 24, 2012
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Read the Zoom

When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020
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King of the Zoom

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken
Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.
by hammer73time November 10, 2020
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Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID
‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom
by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020
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Mute the Zoom

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.
Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.
by Henlaree June 18, 2018
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