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The Louie Armstrong

The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.
She doesn't like to suck my dick, but she'll give me The Louie Armstrong until the cows come home.
The Louie Armstrong by MonkeyHustler December 28, 2007
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The Louie Armstrong

The act of dirty tromboning with a twist. Add in sucking on a fart and you've got a Louie Armstong
This chick was tongue punching my fart box and I gave her The Louie Armstrong.
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