The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.
by Garym79 February 7, 2007
Get the jaws of lifemug. We used the jaws of life to spread apart the railing after little Timmy got his head stuck between the bars.
by Ladder16 January 7, 2012
Get the jaws of lifemug. When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.
Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
by Grim_Gym January 6, 2009
Get the Jaws of lifemug. When someone clamps down on the top of a beer can and rips off the top. The beer may now be poured or drunken faster.
by Mr. Biggity Sickity March 16, 2008
Get the Jaws of Lifemug. A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.
HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
by ROACHES October 16, 2012
Get the JAWS OF LIFE VAGINAmug. by nwo447 February 10, 2010
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Get the Jaws of Lifemug.