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The Dead Linger 

A Zombie MMOFPS That is $25.00 for pre-order, and $30.00 On October, 31st, 2012. When it comes out, you buy it, and they send you a code, then go their website and enter the code you can download it.

After you download it, you can customize your character, their are MANY characterizations you can do. Then you choose Multi-player or solo, you can choose from 5 difficulty levels. When you get into the world, you can do ANYTHING you want, the game world is said to be 26,000 kilometers.

You can go into ANY building, ANY door, And MAKE anything. (you can even tape a bag of shit on a sledge hammer, or drill a chicken on your arm if you wanted too)
Also you can DRIVE any vehicle or plane, or be a passenger.

The objective of the game is to survive and kill zombies, and survive other people.

Their are 3 types of zombies

- Healthy Zombie: The youngest form of zombies, the fastest and strongest zombies.

Common Zombies: Their skin started to Rot, hair starts to loose and they can jog to you.

Starving zombies: The Old worn out zombies, They are so weak they can only barley walk to you.

Also the zombies have a UNIQUE sensing system

Hearing- They can hear you walk from a mile away(Best way to be quiet is to walk in concrete or crouch and walk)

Seeing- Of course they can see you...(Best To travel at night)

Smell- The one I don't quite get yet...

And touch, don't have sex with zombies
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play Left 4 Dead.

Person 2: Fuck no, We need to play The dead Linger.

Person 1: Oh yeah, I'll make a server and you join
The Dead Linger by TheDeadLinger October 26, 2012
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026