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The Bergal 

The Bergal is a creature which some claim as legend, other a monster. The Bergal is commonly spotted once a year in the Poconos, where it migrates for the "old fashioned". The Bergal's diet has been speculated to be soft mushy bland roughage, as it has no teeth. Some have claimed to have spotted The Bergal roaming with a pack of Newfoundland dogs. These dogs are the only breed of dog that are attracted to the peculiar smell of The Bergal. This smell is unbearable to any human being. It is not known how The Bergal communicates, but some claim that The Bergal speaks by a series of grunts and coughs. The migration of The Bergal is prompted by the tides. If you are caught in the path of The Bergal's migration it will cause The Bergal to linger and you will be regaled of stories of it's past which are unbearable to listen to. The only known way to drive The Bergal away is to cover yourself in hot sauce. The Bergal is known to be very afraid of spicy things. It can also warded away by flatulence.
I was at the Westminster dog show last night when I heard the grunts of The Bergal. I was sure that it was The Bergal because the smell caused me to vomit uncontrollably.
The Bergal by Dante Mustachio April 4, 2011
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The Bengal Tiger 

A sexual act performed by a brown male on a white female when the brown male says "Hey just give me a moment to freshen up in the bathroom" and then quietly crawls out on all fours after painting his body in stripes... Prowling. Then when the moment is right, the brown male leaps at the white female and surprise-mounts her while roaring and yelling, "I am the tiger. These are my sundarbuns/this is my swamp, and you are my prey" after which he generously sprays the female with his ejaculate
The white grandmother passed away after Raj performed the Bengal Tiger on her.

I heard her screaming from a mile away. She must have got bengal tigered again

She said our relationship was too predictable and mundane, so I decided to surprise her with the Bengal Tiger
The Bengal Tiger by Raj The Tiger January 20, 2019

Burgaling the Brown Bagel 

To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.
I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.

The Dirty Berga

The act of licking a girls buttocks from the top of her crack down to the anus and licking in and around the anus while humming then proceeding to the vagina and continuing to hum while preforming oral.
Did you see that girls face while Gustavo gave her The Dirty Berga?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026