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The Bergal 

The Bergal is a creature which some claim as legend, other a monster. The Bergal is commonly spotted once a year in the Poconos, where it migrates for the "old fashioned". The Bergal's diet has been speculated to be soft mushy bland roughage, as it has no teeth. Some have claimed to have spotted The Bergal roaming with a pack of Newfoundland dogs. These dogs are the only breed of dog that are attracted to the peculiar smell of The Bergal. This smell is unbearable to any human being. It is not known how The Bergal communicates, but some claim that The Bergal speaks by a series of grunts and coughs. The migration of The Bergal is prompted by the tides. If you are caught in the path of The Bergal's migration it will cause The Bergal to linger and you will be regaled of stories of it's past which are unbearable to listen to. The only known way to drive The Bergal away is to cover yourself in hot sauce. The Bergal is known to be very afraid of spicy things. It can also warded away by flatulence.
I was at the Westminster dog show last night when I heard the grunts of The Bergal. I was sure that it was The Bergal because the smell caused me to vomit uncontrollably.
The Bergal by Dante Mustachio April 4, 2011
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The Bengal Tiger 

A sexual act performed by a brown male on a white female when the brown male says "Hey just give me a moment to freshen up in the bathroom" and then quietly crawls out on all fours after painting his body in stripes... Prowling. Then when the moment is right, the brown male leaps at the white female and surprise-mounts her while roaring and yelling, "I am the tiger. These are my sundarbuns/this is my swamp, and you are my prey" after which he generously sprays the female with his ejaculate
The white grandmother passed away after Raj performed the Bengal Tiger on her.

I heard her screaming from a mile away. She must have got bengal tigered again

She said our relationship was too predictable and mundane, so I decided to surprise her with the Bengal Tiger
The Bengal Tiger by Raj The Tiger January 20, 2019

Burgaling the Brown Bagel 

To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.
I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.

The Dirty Berga

The act of licking a girls buttocks from the top of her crack down to the anus and licking in and around the anus while humming then proceeding to the vagina and continuing to hum while preforming oral.
Did you see that girls face while Gustavo gave her The Dirty Berga?
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