The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.
by ANimal CrossinG man March 27, 2022
While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
by killman64 September 9, 2016
When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
“I hate being wet by the toilet”
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021
1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.
Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.
by Poopy bed June 9, 2022