To talk about periods/menstrual cycles/being on the rag/bleeding from the cunt/earning your red wings.
"Dude, Charlie my girl was totally on the rag last week and blood was everywhere"
"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"
"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"
by Irbster2 February 8, 2008
a way of payback for the angry fetus, a trick where your girl believes you are giving her great oral sex, but out of nowhere pierce a pair of scissors into her vagina and forcefully open the blades. once the vagina looks like a mouth, proceed to move the flaps up and down, speaking in different voices as if it where talking to you.
"i was sick and tired of having crappy convosations with that girl, so i performed the angry ventriloquist on her and had a convosation with her cunt instead"
by Danny Panic November 6, 2007
A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.
by Dickshun January 5, 2013
1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.
1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
by carfreak17 December 3, 2005
The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
by Menon January 18, 2019
A man who is so skilled and physically gifted in the art of "Penis performance", to the point where he utilizes his size and sense of control, to use the woman as a ventriloquist dummy.
Man 1: "I can make my bitch move like a muppet".
Man 2: "That's epic bruv, much like a... like.. a venereal ventriloquist".
Man 2: "That's epic bruv, much like a... like.. a venereal ventriloquist".
by Not the real will smith June 11, 2020