A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.
by Eric696969666 January 3, 2017
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When you have had two mouthfuls of a hot food and your nose starts running.
Jimmy had to leave the table and get a tissue because he was having a triathlon nose.
by Lolcheezcake.fun August 24, 2014
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