When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
by aptster September 16, 2010
The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more
A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)
as you scroll down or go past the first page.
Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.
Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.
Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)
as you scroll down or go past the first page.
Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.
Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.
Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"
I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"
I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
by folkish February 11, 2010
1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".
2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.
3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.
4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.
3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.
4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
by Caustie January 31, 2015
a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident
Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.
I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
by krvie1 July 14, 2011