Net God 

The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.

Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."

Net God by The High Priest August 6, 2011

net.god 

People who have been involved in the Internet/Usenet long enough to have strong opinions about some aspect of the Usenet or Internet and are often in a position to do something about them if provoked do not mess with them casually Or they will call upon their friends to make your life very uncomfortable. Things may not be as they seem once they are provoked.

My life was great up until I provoked a Net.God six weeks later I ended up homeless in a country I’ve never been to before and my family all despise me White took the kids to put a restraining order my dog even had a restraining order on me.

net.god by Flybynite October 28, 2021

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

The Net God by billymays69 October 13, 2011