Neapolitan

When a man has sex with a girl while she's on her period, cums inside of her and then takes a spoon of her shit and mixes it with the previous concoction to form a Neapolitan and then he eats it out of her pussy.

Man 1: Yo, I heard my buddy Eric gave Jessica a Neapolitan the other day!
Man 2: Holy shit, that's so hot! I gave one to my girlfriend lest week!

by YourMomsMemeWhore August 17, 2022

Neapolitan

A session of stnadar missionary sex with a woman on her period, followed by the eating out of her genitals and anus.

Names as such because it contains vanilla, chocolate and strawberry in one package

I gave her the neapolitan last night, can still taste her bro.

by Ars_FAGicka2 July 6, 2022

Neapolitan

When a menstruating woman sticks her hand down her pants, wipes her private parts and slaps you in the face.

I once upset a lady so much that she stuck her hands down her pants, slapped my face and gave me a "Neapolitan".

by waldinky January 30, 2022

Neapolitan

When you wipe your ass and there is shit and blood on the toilet paper.

“After I took a massive shit, I went to wipe my ass and found I was holding a Neapolitan.”

by Levi Spencer September 5, 2020

neapolitan

A mixture of ecstasy (pink), heroin (brown), and cocaine (white) in a single line designed to fuck the brains out of any individual brave or stupid enough to undergo such an endeavor.

Named after its resemblance to the famous ice-cream flavor.

A: Yo bro, down to get fucked tonight?
B: Yeah, I'm thinking of bumping a neapolitan.

A: Holy fuck fam!

by inundated March 24, 2018

Neapolitan

This is a 3 part act where you need to cum in a girls mouth (white) punch her in the nose (red) and then wipe shit on her forehead (brown) which creates the same colours of a Neapolitan ice cream

"Totally did the Neapolitan to a girl last night turns out she loved it"

by Mitchy and J August 1, 2018

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023