An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.
"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"
by Remy Gardner May 30, 2023
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As my teacher was sitting on her desk, I went up to her and showed her the bulge in my pants. Now it was my sex ed teacher so she knew what to do.
She told me to go to the door, lock it and then get naked. I did as I was told. She then said I was gonna have some intercourse with her, and I was like what is that. she said it is when you lay a woman.
my teacher wanted to have intercourse and I said sure cuz I really wanted to lay her
that is my intercourse stories
by lalalalalalalalalala69 February 15, 2021
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