When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat
Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022
The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019
Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.
by legendary 71 September 24, 2021
The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.
I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.
by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021