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all that fails 

A failing rock group based in London who frequently disagree with on/off singer Jp Palin, have no real fixed bassist and drummer and generally suck. Despite this, they have a somewhat large following made up by friends and whores, all of whom favour the band to local rivals, Weekend Religion, who suck. Jon Horton and Jordan Philips, they key members of the group meet fairly regularly to write emotional music, cry and touch, and have now produced 5 songs, none of which are nearly good enough to play to an audience. Band members also encourage the adding of ATF to friend's mysspace pages and msn screennames. The logo seems to appear on many local objects including school desks and drunk people's faces
"man, you know they're better than those fags in weekend religion"

"dude, get these shites off and get some atf goin!"

"vote all that fails!"

"all that fails: now there's a band who suck"
all that fails by ATF January 8, 2006

That Failed Ass 

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.
-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.

That's what she failed. 

A phrase that, while beginning in such a fashion as may warrant the proud declaration, "That's what she said," comes to be unusable in a sexual context, thus being a fail.
"It was really huge...but a good book overall."
"That's what she......failed."

"It was so hard to come up with examples"
"That's what she failed."

And that is why you fail 

A phrase used to indicate when a person is at fault or had made some sort of mistake. Can be used in a similar manner as "that's what she said" at the end of the persons' sentence.
Leaving the mall after a long day of shopping for a friends birthday present

Jake: Dude, so what did you buy?
Adam: I bought some shirts, jeans, and a fresh pair of kicks.
Jake: So which one of those is the gift?
Adam: ....gift?

Jake: And that is why you fail...