The song in which Butters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole fucking crowd
"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"
by Vito R September 6, 2008
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What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)
by Schmekel September 1, 2010
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When that dank has a stank.
Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*

Friend: Dude, that was close.

Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.
by FlopsyKisses October 9, 2013
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Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts
Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!
by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017
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