Thain't 

'There ain't' or 'There is/are not'. Could also mean 'That ain't or 'That is not'. Could also mean 'This ain't' or 'This is not'

I was sitting at work and was talking to a friend of mine about something and for some stupid reason I have been mixing up words with each other all week and this was how the word 'Thain't' was born. It took me a minute to realize I said it but it knew it was a winner and I had to add this to the Urban Dictionary!

Thain't anymore more people coming to this party!

Thain't anyway that's my baby!

Thain't anyway to talk to my sister!

Thain't how you make a sandwich!

Thain't by TTownSerialRunr January 31, 2014

taint cheese 

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.

My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.

taint cheese by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

taint 

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

taint by Chane. February 1, 2020

Taint 

Perineum

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

Taint by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

Thaining 

To cover ones naked self in baby oil and then consume high volumes of drugs and angrily masturbate to shocked on-lookers over omegle or chat roulette.

Thaining, or Thainers, use the shock of each omegle/chat roullete viewer to "get off".

Peter : My wife wants a divorce.

James : That's not good man. What happened?

Peter : She walked in on me thaining.

Thaining by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013

Taint town 

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant

If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is

Taint town by manshark September 19, 2016

Taint 

That space between your balls and your asshole

My taint smells funny

Taint by Female Faggot August 27, 2018