Texico

texico - a creating of the mind of kris keyser, texico is a fictional spaceship, with an artificial atmosphere and a genetically engineered population, only the perfect hunters, and the perfect prey can live here, the population is mostly 'Predators (form the popular sci-fi film "alien vs predator") Humans, and parrots, the population of parrots is so high it can keep both of the superior races sustained for approximately 30,000,000 years before extinction, the planet is belived to be a giant spaceship, which was originally built to be part of a gameshow, but was lost to the depths of space when a cosmic storm hit the planet causing it to fly out of orbit around the sun. It is now belived to still be floating around the expanse of the universe..

Hey, have you ever been to texico?

Nope, but it hear its pretty awesome!

Yeah, that guy called 'Kris Keyser' is the president there.

He's awesome.

by Eztac1337 December 4, 2010

Texico Bitch

Made popular by the song Texico Bitches, by Broken Social Scene. A Texico Bitch is a person that is very good at Texas Holdem' and Gin Rummy. They paint their faces in bright indian fashions and squirt bitches with a crude oil like concoction.

I had a Royal flush but that stupid texico bitch, Daniel, squirted oil in my face and i accidently folded.

by ScooperJones47 December 17, 2010

Texico Rat Tail

When three or more men, while having flaccid cocks, tie all of their penises together and rub each other's tips.

Me and the boys are bouta do a Texico Rat Tail after the party.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Texaco Cleanse

After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.

I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.

by Glenny Glen Glen April 7, 2010

Texaco

The place to go when you are underage and need to buy cigarettes, dip, cigars, or any other smoking paraphernalia. Many Texacos don't even card underage kids.

Hey let's go to Texaco to get a pack of Newports

by yannidepp March 15, 2011

Texcommunicate

Censure used to deprive or suspend Texas citizenship. Texcommunication may involve banishment, shunning, and shaming, depending on the offense that caused Texcommunication, or the rules or norms of the Texas community. The most common reasons for Texcommunication include the mortal sins of vegetarianism and/or support of professional sports teams such as the New York Yankees or the Washington Redskins.

Alvaro was a lifelong Texan, but was in danger of being Texcommunicated for considering becoming a vegetarian.

by mriojas May 20, 2013

texticopter parenting

a style of parenting in which an overprotective mother or father discourages a child's independence by being too involved in the child's life - and when they can't do it person, they do it by way of texting.

texticopter parenting: texting your teen at school to see if they've signed up for a class, conferenced with a teacher, remembered to pack warm enough undergarments for after school sports, etc.

by jpal June 20, 2016