Texdiety

Anxiety caused chiefly by the death of ones phone battery while trying to respond to a text.

I had bad texdiety because my phone died while trying to text back my crush.

Texdiety by Balsamic Vinegar February 20, 2015

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textiety

Anxiety felt when one suspects they may have sent an inappropriate text message to the wrong person.

He was overwhelmed with textiety when he realized he may have texted "Do you have any weed?" to Dave his boss instead of Dave his friend.

textiety by giggles26 July 10, 2012

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textiety

what a person gets before an intense conversation with a boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend in which they are fighting with. they are all anxious for the answer back to their text.

dang looks like samantha is having some textiety with her boyfriend, they got in a huge fight last night.

textiety by bridgettcupcake May 25, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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