Teeter Twatter 

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

Teeter Twatter by whutthe June 27, 2009

tweeter twatter 

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.

Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter

tweeter twatter by MARIE V. November 15, 2011