Teelbal

A "Teelbal" is an accessory that gay people like to suck on. It also contains jelly's. It's very Yum Yum. Its a real recomendation.

Jeno: Let me suck your Teelbal
Arne: Okay daddy pls do it.
Jeno:*sucks and licks*
Arne: Oh yes the beans *moans*

by TeelbalEater69 June 20, 2023

teeball

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.

"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."

by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006

Teebala-Mesar

A word to show your support for your beloved ones, which is mostly used in northern part of iran. It means "May your problems hit my head!".

When a man says "Teebala-Mesar" to his fiance, girl friend or wife, it literally means that "I will protect you against your problems". This word is said to relieve one's anxiety.

Example 1:
My darling, Don't be sad about your problems at work. Teebala-Mesar!

Example 2:
My son, Teebala-Mesar!. Be brave when you encounter with the new issues in your life.

by WildWetWords August 20, 2018

Telbalongus

Loud Cell-Phone user. One who talks on their cell-phone in a loud manner. One who keeps their volume very high when using their cell-phone. One that receives an absurd amount of texts and phone calls, that all makes noises from the cell-phone, without the thought off turning their ringing off to preserve to quietness of the environment.

My mom is a telbalongus when she uses her phone because it is always so loud and distracting when I am trying to do something else.

by BigGdawg September 10, 2019

teleballs

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.

"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."

by prankmaster July 30, 2007

Sex Teeball

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

teeball

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010