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Some who spends time and precision whilst bumming another male or female.

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Of course it is not used this way , as with every other insult beginning with the word ''ARSE or ASS'' , Arse technician usualy refers to homosexuals (gays , faggots , weirdo's) and is used as a blatent insult.

Shutup nikesh , your more than a bumslave!
your , your.... YOUR AN ARSE TECHNICIAN!!!

Dave fucked up again , being the fucktard arse technician that he is.

Haha arse technician!!!
by ChristianReeve July 4, 2008
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The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.
Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.

Mel: What did you tell him?

Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.

Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?

Robb: Yep.

Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
by mgdu February 20, 2008
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An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat
Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"
by Smell the roses November 21, 2016
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A person who builds or modifies already prebuilt things high on meth, thinking that their make-shift modification has improved the object and convinced they are a jack of all trades who can "fix" almost anything. Kind of like a flailed out MacGyver or an on-one Mike Holmes. Often times than not, the jib technician that wants to learn the anatomy of, for example, a laptop, the tech will flail it apart and put it back together with some screws or pieces of the laptop missing thinking that it will be fine.
by Steadybeat August 8, 2020
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1. Another word for a stripper or pole dancer that works at a gentleman's club. Sometimes used by women and/or men in this profession as a more nuanced and professional way of saying what they do for a living.

2. A term used to describe a higher breed of stripper or pole dancer that has mastered the most difficult and intricate techniques of pole dancing. These individuals are capable of performing truly amazing feats while on the pole.
1. Tanisha thinks she's so fancy calling herself a pole technician. Girl, we all know you just stripping down at the Kitty Palace.

2. I have never seen anyone master those techniques as quick as Mika has! It's only a matter of time before she masters all of them and graduates to pole technician.
by ThatRegret September 2, 2015
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A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.
Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.
by Robsy21 December 21, 2008
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Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.
Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.
by Deimosian May 5, 2019
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